Thanks to a pack (or is it a quorum?) of Belgian "researchers," children can now join the twitterati before they're even literate. Indeed, they don't even need to be able to form cogent thoughts. All they need to do is mash the buttons of their new Twoddler, and the wireless-equipped hunk of plastic will send a pre-determined Tweet to all their devoted followers.
For example, if little Jakey spends a few minutes slapping the picture of his mother, the thing will send: "@mommy_jakeySource: NDN RSS Feed